Giving Thanks to Thanksgiving

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Since Thanksgiving—the most important American holiday on which we are expected to overeat—is upon us, I wanted to help everyone do their part to uphold this important tradition.

As THE ART OF OVEREATING says, “To everything there is a seasoning,” and you’ve got to practice for your high dive into that parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme right now!

For motivation, THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY PEOPLE SHOULD OVEREAT*:

  1. Instant gratification saves time.
  2. Aren’t we supposed to end world hunger?
  3. Why cut pork when the government won’t?
  4. Grow the economy and yourself.
  5. The U.S.A. can still be No. 1 in something!
  6. Excess is a normal American trait
  7. It is good exercise for your jaw.
  8. You won’t have to fight temptation.
  9. Overeaters get a lot of attention.

10. It sure does taste good.

So, overeat in style and have a great Thanksgiving!

Leslie Landis

* from The Art Of Overeating

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